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Bernd Rosemeyer (October 14, 1909–∞)

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Herr Rosemeyer!

By and on October 15th, 2009

Our patron saint the fearless Bernd Rosemeyer has turned one hundred last night, sacrificing 71 and counting years to the fastest highway accident in human history. We baked him a cake.

God Will Protect

By on August 4th, 2009

Lulled by a Rolls-Royce far from home, our new American correspondent comes face to face with that most American of garden tools: a rifle.

Decapitation In the Style of Calvin and Hobbes

In Cold Blood

By and on February 23rd, 2009

If you have to drive in snow, please be on the lookout for snowmen. They lack both fine motor control and a good sense of hearing. This can result in tragic accidents.

The Pagani Zonda Field Guide

By and on February 12th, 2009

Horacio Pagani’s baroque street racer has turned ten and is leaving the supercar scene with the Zonda R track special. We celebrate with an illustrated guide of every Zonda model ever made, complete with Harry Metcalfe’s galactic scoutship and a guest appearance by Scarlett Johansson’s breasts.